Newsy filmowe

[Bambi]

Man of steel będzie zajebisty!

[Skaut]

[NocnyKomboj]

http://vimeo.com/46273869#

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Wlasnie wyczytalem, kto to rezyseruje. Myslalem, ze ktos kompetentny, ale tak dobrze niestety tym razem nie ma :/

[Skaut]

ale plakat mistrzowski :]

[Riven]

hahah ale plakat super :)

[Hollowman]

Jedynka była doskonała, oldskulowa i z lekkim przymrużeniem oka. Czuję, że dwójka będzie jeszcze lepsza, a trailer tylko zachęca :)

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hahah ale plakat super :)

Taki se. Pomysl oklepany

[Riven]

:-(

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Dziwie sie, ze na Photoshop nie narzekasz, tak swoja droga ;)

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Ktos ponoc dorwal scenariusz tego nowego Robocopa:

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2012/08/13/ ... xcitement/

Following the Twitter feed of Hit Fix’s Drew McWeeny yesterday (maybe still better known as former Aint It Cool contributor Moriarty), I got to see a play-by-play of his reactions to the script as he was reading it.

Here’s how it went down for him. His reactions are often rather vivid.

I tried to read the “Robocop” remake, but 20 pages in my nose started bleeding and I forgot my name. #nobueno #reallynobueno

I will try this again once my blood pressure’s gone down. But, seriously, folks, “Robocop” was already perfect.

I’ll share this one detail. In the film, when Murphy is turned into Robocop 1.0, it’s described “a high-tech version of the ’80s suit.”

Then they show a focus group scene where criminals laugh at the design. “He looks like a toy from the ’80s!”

So they redesign him to look “meaner” as Robocop 2.0, who passes focus group approval.

So they not only make sure to include the original design, they also point out it’s dated and stupid. *facepalm*

Hold onto your sides for more hilarious “Robocop” details. They outsource his construction to China. #seriously

And we meet the ED-209s in the field in Iran, where they’re used to subdue suicide bombers. #ineedallthedrinksnow

Short version: this script makes my stomach hurt very, very badly.

Ahhh… now they just dropped Robocop 3.0 onto an Al Queda training camp to see what he does.

“He should be programmed to incapacitate in all scenarios.” “Agreed. Let’s keep him PG-13, Dr. Norton.” No. No. No. No.

By page 54, they are already onto Robocop 4.0, who looks like a “cop on steroids painted metallic blue.”

Oh, god… oh dear god… Robocop is a Transformer. He goes from “social mode” to “combat mode” and back. Full transformation.

I’m going to go stand in my backyard and scream at the moon for a while. My brain needs a shower.

Write it down. Page 55, the “Robocop” remake beat me. I’m done. I can’t hurt more than this.

Okay… the two “best” lines in the script. First up is at the unveiling ceremony for Robocop in Detroit, from a TV reporter covering it.

“I think it’s safe to say that Alex Murphy is now part man, part machine, ALL COP!” Yes, I too remember the original poster, asshat.

Second, after the traumatic first meeting with his father, Alex’s son retreats to the apartment of Lewis, Murphy’s male partner.

The scene ends with the action line “David sits, catatonic, looks at the TV — MGM REMAKE TBD.”

I feel like one of those little potato people staring directly into The Dark Crystal. And, yet, pages keep turning…

Good god… it just keeps topping itself. It’s like someone wrote a script scientifically fine-tuned to destroy me.

Someone shows Pope, head of the OCP project, some mock-ups for Robocop action figures. “Are you kidding? I wouldn’t buy that for a dollar!”

When this thing hits theaters, people are going to call up Len Wiseman’s “Total Recall” on the phone and apologize for being so mean.

I’ll say this: once the script stops all the winky-winky crap and just starts telling a story, it’s not terrible. But it’s way too late.

If you can get past Robocop The Transformer, there are some interesting action beats. And I’m sure Padilla will direct the hell out of it.

But overall? Ouch. Ouch. Ohpleasedon’t. Ouch. And a big side order of ouch.

[Riven]

Dziwie sie, ze na Photoshop nie narzekasz, tak swoja droga ;)

ok, niech bedzie: FAKE AND GAY!

;)

[Hollowman]

http://www.filmweb.pl/video/trailer/nr+1-28646

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/19270060

Herzog + Pattinson = Lawrence Of Arabia

[Scaarph]

co jak co, ale takie rzeczy mogliby już zostawić w spokoju, i chuj mnie interesuje że herzog.

[Hollowman]

http://www.filmweb.pl/news/Ridley+Scott ... rata-88145

Chujowo.

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No i? To tyko pare dni przerwy

[grot]

Tak tylko chciałem zauważyć, że poprzednio jak brat mu umarł zrobił Blade Runner.

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Tyle ze teraz sytuacja jest zupelnie inna, bo ma milion projektow, ktore czekaja w kolejce - w tym jeden w trakcie krecenia

[grot]

Tak, dlatego na równie spektakularne dzieło nie liczę tylko tak sobie cicho zauważam fakty :)