Mist
Demo 2013 ()
Wydane przez Self-financedRok wydania Kraj SloveniaNapisał Flemming Gabin7
The way I fucken see it, women in East-Europe have two career options. Either go in the adult industry, or choose a fucken career in underground metal. I usually don’t get excited whenever my manager talks about getting promo mails from East-Europe. They are fucken terrible, that’s what. So yeah, Mist is different. Mist is an all-female doom metal act from Slovenia. Odin knows good doom metal is hard to come by, and female-fronted doom is even more rare. Besides fucken Dérketa, or Mythic from, you know, way back fucken when. I didn’t even realize there were other bands in Slovenia besides Bleeding Fist, Cvinger and Dickless Tracy. Just fucken saying. Anyway, Mist consists of five young girls from Slovenia, of which at least three are ridiculously cute. Seriously, Nina Spruk (the singer), just look at her. Can she possibly get any cuter? Holy fucken shit, dudes. The way she sports that tight Morbid Angel shirt is just fucken unreal. As you can probably fucken guess Mist is inspired in copious amounts by Black Sabbath like about every other doom metal in fucken existence. I have no idea what the fucken songwriting process of this demo looked like, but I’m pretty sure it included an unreal consumption of ganja and gallons of beer. These two tracks, ‘Phobia’ and ‘The Living Dead’, sound seriously smoked out and the fucken band pictures are psychedelic. I like to fucken imagine that the songwriting consisted of the girls cavorting around in their underwear, having a pillow fight, with candles burning and incense all over the room. Then again, I get carried away easily with stuff like this. I mean, these girls and Nina Spruk in particular is serious fucken competition for Noora Federley. As you all hopefully fucken know by now. I really dig Noora Federley. Headmistress and the only reason to stay awake during a Seremonia album, or show. Whatever the flying fuck you prefer. Odin knows that Svart Records, the house that Noora built, is only around still cos of her geeky presence. Just fucking saying. By Odin, these girls or Nina Spruk, should do a split album with Merethe Heggset from High Priest Of Saturn. That would rock so fucken hard. Holy shit. Why are we still the fuck just talking about this? Make it happen! Go, just do it!
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