Redeye
Violence ()
Wydane przez Violent Journey RecordsRok wydania Kraj FinlandNapisał Flemming Gabin5
Odin knows that Finland is responsible for exactly two worthwhile contributions to the fucken metal scene: the little heard Demilich, and Armi Païvinen. Just fucken saying. Anyway, Redeye is some death/thrash metal band that has been around since 2006 apparently, and has released a bunch of fucken demos that five people heard. If it doesn’t sound fucken appealing, that probably means that it isn’t appealing. So yeah, a bunch of these guys apparently also play in Uhriristi, which is another fucken band I never heard of. Not that "Violence" is fucken terrible, or anything. Oh wait, it is terrible. Terribly uninteresting, and terribly redundant. Depending how you look at it. I dunno. Pretty much the only thing I want to fucken hear from Finland is Demilich, or Cannibal Accident. I should just be fucken honest, and say that I just want to grope Armi Päivinen. Yeah, that will work. Where the fuck was I? Oh yeah, so Redeye. Not terribly interesting, but I guess it does well enough for the average retarded metalhead. The artwork lifts its basic fucken concept from Scampultura’s entirely awful "Nation" record, and it is just heavy enough to fit the fucken death metal tag. So yeah, it is about as interesting as watching fucken paint dry. For fuck’s sake, try harder cos this isn’t cutting it, you Finnish pieces of shit. The riffs are fucken cliché and boring, the song structures are predictable, and the only good things are the vocals and the booming bass guitar. The guitar work in ‘Visions Of Violence’ is kinda nice, but that’s fucken extent of it. ‘Die Die Die’ could have been an interesting song if they sped it up more, and not rode that one throwaway two-note groove riff for its fucken entirety. You are better off listening to Sojatumala or fucken Survivors Zero. I could be doing more interesting stuff right now. Like getting fucken drunk, or looking at new Carole Hunt pictures and videos. By Odin, Carole’s huge boobs and ass are the thing of fucken legend. She has a real cute landing strip too. I like it when she wears schoolgirl ponytails. I don’t fucken know what is more appalling, the fact that some label decided to release this, or that this band was offered a contract. Neither of which inspires any fucken confidence in this joke of an industry. Violence? What fucken violence? The only violence this thing inspires is me fucken throwing it off iTunes. Fuck the fuck off before I fuck you all up. No. I’d rather look at Armi Päivinen’s ass…
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