Embryonic Devourment
Reptilian Agenda ()
Wydane przez Deepsend RecordsRok wydania Kraj USANapisał Flemming Gabin8
Holy fucken shit. A death metal band, from California - and it doesn’t fucken blow. Who knew? I had about fucken given up on Cali death metal. If there’s one fucken thing you can rely on with California death metal is that it’s always ready to imitate the next big thing. I mean fuck knows most California death metal was dumb and stupid enough before everybody in the late 90s started imitating Deeds Of Flesh and Disgorge. Odin knows that being dumb and stupid worked miracles for Sepsism. Fuck you, we all know most California bands were too fucken busy imitating Cannibal Corpse and Suffocation to actually bother creating a sound of their own. Just fucken saying. It took until fucken 2007, and Odious Mortem’s second album before anybody got a fucken clue. Not that it changed much of anything, but at least all those felon, drug addicted sad sacks of shit were now imitating Death, fucken Watchtower and Atheist instead. For fuck’s sake, are people still going on about California death metal? It is fucken stupid. That’s fucken what. So yeah, apparently these ugly men read too many of the works by David Icke, and this is their second album dealing with the subject. At least they are not singing about Satan, or fucking dead dogs. At least we’re making making fucken progress on one front. Here’s the fucken thing, tho. Embryonic Devourment was always better than their more fucken popular peers. Probably the only fucken band next to Sepsism that has a sound of its own. Holy fucken shit, dudes. That is as rare as finding a picture from Sofi A from Met-Art where she’s clothed. Not only does this fucken band have the same line-up and label as their previous record, this stuff is just fucken better than most Cali death metal. Not that that is saying fucken much, but it was worth pointing out. Odin knows that the only Cali I prefer is fucken Cali Logan. Cos let’s be fucken honest here: California is known for porn first, and death metal maybe second. So, yeah, fuck you very much. This sci-fi angle isn’t exactly new either, but at least these fucks are trying to do something novel. For which I applaud them. If only the rest of California would be as intelligent. Not that that is going to happen, so in the meantime I hope Cali Logan continues to take her clothes off on film. Just fucken saying. Priorities, you assholes. Remember them?
www.deepsend.com
