Zerstörer
Panzerfaust Justice ()
Wydane przez Ashen ProductionsRok wydania Kraj GermanyNapisał Flemming Gabin5
For fuck’s sake, try harder. If the fucken artwork is any indication – yeah, this is exactly as dumb as you think it is. That isn’t to say that Zerstörer isn’t good fun, cos it is. It just isn’t very good. Fuck knows that war-metal (or black/thrash) used to be a practice exclusive to fucken Australia. Which probably explains why this is fucken mediocre. Not that I’m complaining. Just saying. Odin knows that this band really loves Bestial Warlust, Deströyer 666 and Gospel Of the Horns – to which I fucken say: good riddance, but that doesn’t fucken mean we needed another horrible throwback record from a bunch of German sad sacks of shit. At the chance of sounding like a fucken broken record: why was this released? Fuck knows a lot of stupid shit gets released every fucken year, but this is a new low for the genre. Everything about this stupid fucken album is riddled with clichés. The goofy artwork, the song titles, the fucken dumb album title – all tick every dumb black metal stereotype you can imagine and outside of the thick, earthy production there isn’t a single thing that hasn’t been fucken done better about fifteen fucken years ago. Holy fucken shit. This is just what we needed. More horrible crap churned out by fucken clueless fucks while I could be listening to something else right now. No wonder nobody spoke about this horrible album when it came out in 2010. I’d be fucken surprised if this album sold more than ten copies. Shit, dudes. We all fucken know that black metal is a fucken joke, and shit like this isn’t exactly helping. Holy crap. I don’t care what you faggots think. If this is the best from the German scene, no wonder I fucken stopped taking black metal seriously long ago. This is fucken shitty. This makes Necromessiah sound good - which isn’t a compliment, asshat. What the flying fuck is supposed to be the selling point from this record? Odin knows there’s better fucken stuff than this horrible piece of shit band, and I fucken advise you to find it. I should have fucken known. I should have fucken trusted myself. Black metal from Germany. Haha. Is there even good German black metal? Oh yeah, Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult… and that’s about it. I should be doing other stuff right now. Liking staring at pictures from Jocelyn-Kay Lewis or Kirstie Patterson, or getting fucken insanely and obscenely drunk. Whatever the fuck else is better than sitting though this godawful, piece of shit band. Fuck you, and fuck whoever thought this was worthwhile to release. I hope your label goes fucken bankrupt, and that your warehouse burns the fuck down. Fuck you.
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