Enshadowed
Magic Chaos Psychedelia ()
Wydane przez Pulverised Records/Hammer Of Damnation Production/Aphelion ProductionsRok wydania Kraj GreeceNapisał Flemming Gabin5
You wouldn’t say this is a Greek band, cos this sounds fucken Scandinavian. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Just saying. Enshadowed features the guitarist from Burial Hordes, which probably explains the similar riffing style. I don’t fucken know exactly what purpose this band is supposed to serve, cos there are hundreds just like it. More power to them if they want to invest so much time in a band that has no future beyond the local fucken scene. Just don’t fucken expect me to pat you on the back for it, asshat. This is just what we needed. So yeah, this sounds fucken Scandinavian with the occasional Morbid Angel, Behemoth and USDM chord progression thrown in keep things interesting. I suppose. It doesn’t sound interesting at all, and I’m fucken struggling to stay awake. Odin knows all these bands sound the fucken same, and they all do the same trick. Not that any of it is interesting, but there you have it. Seriously, how much fucken more of these bands do we need? Haven’t we got enough of this crap already? Holy fucken shit. I know not what is fucken worse. The fact that we have yet another of these useless bands, or that some washed up label exec thought this was worth releasing. Shit, dudes. For fuck’s sake, you’re from Greece – do something with that already. Instead of integrating ethnic instrumentation or folk melodies Enshadowed is another band that apes the Norwegian bands of the 90s, and does absolutely nothing interesting with it. There’s not an original thought anywhere on this album, outside of the female Arabic singing on the last track. Was there any thought put into this? Doesn’t fucken sound like it. Oh please, make it stop already. I got better stuff to do. Like staring at Natasha Anastasia’s firm, big juicy boobs, pinching her bubble butt or get really fucken criminally drunk. Either option works for me, dipshit. I suppose this is pretty much on the level of Dark Funeral or Setherial, but how much is that saying? That it is competent but entirely fucken faceless? Yeah, probably. I don’t even know why anybody would want to imitate Dark Funeral. They are fucken terrible, and pointless. Holy fucken crap, dudes. Who are these people, and where do they come from? The black metal scene is a fucken joke, and while Enshadowed is marginally better than most that still doesn’t excuse the existence of hundreds of absolutely fucken dreadful bedroom projects. The less I have to hear of these bands the better. This I can stomach, tho, but that doesn’t make it a recommendation.
