Suture
Carnivorous Urge To Kill ()
Wydane przez Comatose Music/ClawhammerRok wydania Kraj USANapisał Flemming Gabin4
Oh please, make it stop already. What do you fucken get when you re-record and re-issue an album that three people were interested in when it was originally released in 2002? A fucken waste of time, that’s what. Suture was a very stupid band from Baton Rouge, Louisiana that released an album that was hot in the underground for the grand total of five fucken seconds. Yeah, big fucken deal. Some deadbeat band released an album and played a few shows to its illiterate fans. Who the fuck cares? “Carnivorous Urge To Kill” was stupid, and dumb in 2002, and in 2013 it only serves to remind that Suture was the first sign of the fucken widespread retardation of the American (and international) death metal scene. Just saying. This album shouldn’t have been fucken re-issued, it should have been burned, buried and never be spoken of again. Holy fucken shit, dudes. Suture was never “legendary”. This album never was a “must-have for everybody’s brutal death metal collection”. At best it was some fucken background noise, and at worst an excellent fucken beer coaster. The fuck is wrong with all these PR folks these days? Unlike the fucken stupid kids and hipster douchebags I’m not fucken easily impressed and swayed by fucken expensive words, asshat. Odin knows I actually fucken remember when this album first came out, and people weren’t exactly fucken running out in the street screaming for the album. No. Like fucken Pyrexia and, say, Catastrophic “Carnivorous Urge To Kill” was a low-key release from a stupid useless band that never went anywhere – and with good reason. I don’t care what you faggots think. This band was terrible and uninteresting then, and they certainly still are now. This fucken piece of revisionist death metal history is all good fun, but I didn’t buy it then and I certainly don’t fucken buy it now. For fuck’s sake, try harder. Labels try to peddle shit all the time, and most of these scumbags use all the classic marketing techniques that are in the book. Maybe you assmunchers can pull wool over the eyes of the average, semi-retarded metalhead, but that shit don’t fly with me. Instead of releasing an actual honest-to-Odin new album these sad sacks of shit from Louisiana re-recorded a fucken terrible album from 2002? What the flying fuck is that supposed to accomplish? It’s not like these guys are actually making any money from it, or getting any younger. I got better stuff to do than listen to this piece of shit death metal revisionism. I’ve about had it with all these stupid fucken labels. This is just what we needed. More useless clutter that stupid, glue sniffing kids can buy to prove how fucken metal they are. Dude, shut up. I’m fucken drunk right now, and this shit is still terrible. Which probably means it is terrible. Fuck you, and whoever thought this was a good idea. May your seed grow impotent.
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