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  • Possession

    His Best Deceit ()

    Wydane przez Iron Bonehead Productions/Invictus ProductionsRok wydania Kraj BelgiumNapisał Flemming Gabin8Komentarze (0)Possession - His Best DeceitThis band is so fucken necro and underground that they can’t be found on Metal-Archives.com. They are Belgian there’s that too. I have no fucken clue who is in this band, but Possession remind me a fucken lot of Anal Vomit from Peru. Yeah, fucken Peru. This sounds like early 90s death metal, or South American black metal or really fucken vintage speed/thrash metal. Holy fucken shit, dudes. These fucken Belgian waffles do that black/thrash sound better than Wan. Who the fuck knew? I’m still quivering from the last time I reviewed a Belgian band – long before my Wordpress days. I get a fucken early Enthroned and Morbid Death vibe from this material. I dunno. Maybe it is the gloomy vocal delivery, or the cavernous production. The more thrashy parts recall fucken Inquisitor, and the whole thing exudes a fucken ginormous Sadistic Intent vibe. This is fucken dark, mean, obscure sounding death metal. Odin knows we don’t get enough of that around these fucken parts. Shit, dudes. This shit is so fucken amazing that I can’t stop listening to it. Possession might be a fucken dumb name, and “His Best Deceit” sounds like the kind of Engrish usually associated with fucken Malaysia or the less developed regions of East-Europe, but this is just fucken amazing. I mean, here’s a band that doesn’t give a flying fuck about what’s popular, about what’s hot. No. Possession sounds like they fucken mean what they do. They don’t fucken pretend to be retro or old school like so many clueless, talentless fucks do - they are fucken vintage. I’m actually surprised this is Belgian, cos anybody sane knows the Belgian underground scene is absolutely fucken terrible. No shit. I don’t exactly remember any good recent Belgian metal bands. Aborted are fucken hipsters, Ancient Rites exists in name only and Enthroned isn’t what it used to be. Shut up. Do you know what I remember Belgium for? Fucken Gaelle Garçia Diaz. I have no fucken clue what she has done recently, but I do remember that she has really big fucken tits and a firm round ass. Oh yeah, Belgium has a lot of really fucken great beers too. I know, cos I drink a lot and I’m not too fucken drunk as of yet. So yeah, “His Best Deceit” the best underground death metal release in a long fucken time. If you stupid kids and hipster douchebags don’t like it, so fucken be it. We never needed you in the first place. Fuck you and fuck off already. Scream bloody gore!


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