Nazghor
Life Impaled ()
Wydane przez Deadcenter ProductionsRok wydania Kraj SwedenNapisał Flemming Gabin3
This?! This is the best from the Swedish underground? Excuse while I collect myself from fucken spending the entire day laughing at the idiocy and fucken pointlessness that is Nazghor. Hey fuckos! Legion called, he wants his shtick back. Holy crap. The more of these fucken label sanctioned releases I hear, the more I get the impression that all these A&R guys must be even fucken more drunk than I usually am. Odin knows a lot of crap gets released, and for an even stranger reason most folks just gorge on it without fucken question. So, uhm, yeah. Nazghor. This is another in a long and sad tradition of crappy Dark Funeral imitators hailing from Sweden. Another group of fucken nobodies that felt the need to record, and release an album nobody in the right mind was waiting for. I don’t know what the fuck this band’s problem is, but what the flying fuck is up with those belched hardcore vocals? Geez, this guy almost sounds like Isaac Roelens (ex-Leng Tch’e) at points. Holy fucken shit, can this get more cliché and derivative? So you like early Dark Funeral and Legion-era Marduk? Who the fuck cares? Everything single fucken thing about this release screams amateur. The “evil” logo, the supposed depressive black metal artwork, the tin, echoing production (probably home recorded too) and the most fucken pedestrian songwriting that makes Setherial sound like fucken Theory In Practice. Shit, dude. I don’t even fucken know where to fucken start with this piece of shit album. By Odin, why was this re-released? What does this immensely stupid band possibly offer that other, supposedly fucken more experienced and better bands can’t? I’ve got fucken better stuff to do. Like getting insanely and obscenely drunk, or looking at pictures of Zoe Alexandra, Robyn Hunt or Emma Kuziara. Fuck knows that is time better spent than writing about this sad excuse of a black metal record. I don’t know what is sadder: the fact that somebody decided that this was worthy enough to record, or the fact that somebody, somewhere decided to give this pathetic waste of plastic a second lease on fucken life through a re-release. I swear the metal industry is a fucken joke.
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