Raving Season
Amnio ()
Wydane przez My Kingdom MusicRok wydania Kraj ItalyNapisał Flemming Gabin6
What is better than having one female in the band? Having two. Instead of having one pair of boobs, you have two. Twice the fucken fun. Raving Season from, you guessed it, Italy, is another pompous fucken symfo metal band that is about as interesting as it two singers. You know, not very, but at least they are trying. The press sheet is a fucken hoot. “the enchanted but firm Judith’s voice and the strong and intense Federica’s growl.” I can’t fucken confirm whether Judith is as firm and enchanting as they claim, as I haven’t groped her yet, and Federica really sounds like Rachel Heyzer with a cold. Who knows? Maybe she really starts growling when you suck her nipples or stroke her ladybits? Anyway, this sounds really fucken like pre-“Aegis” Theatre Of Tragedy, or “Mandylion” The Gathering, you know, but not nearly as good, or as metallic. What is it with all these fucken gothic/symfo bands and their incredible fear to actually be, you know, metal? I hate to fucken break it to you, but you’re not going to hit the charts anytime soon. Might as well crank up the guitars, lash out those heavy riffs and roll those double bass drums like there’s no fucken tomorrow, fuckos. Then again, these are fucken Italians we are talking about, and we all know they fucken love their cheese. I wouldn’t call this bad, or awful – just really fucken boring. Geez, this type of gothic metal puts me faster to bed than a sleeping pill. Of all fucken things this reminds me of The Sins Of Thy Beloved. That really fucken awful Breast Metal band on Napalm Records from way back when. They had big tits too, but they were from Norway and entirely fucken wretched. You know, outside of those big tits. Why is this record even called “Amnio”? They better called this “Alteril” and truly say what’s on the tin. This is fucken depressing, and really fucken boring. Granted, it is a lot better than, say, UnSun or Xandria, but so is shitting on the carpet. I suppose it’s better than most snail-paced fucken gothic/symfo, and that’s all that matters. Holy fucken shit. It’s from Italy, and it’s decent. I guess I’m surprised. I still have no fucken clue what Raving Season is supposed to mean, but there are so many things in underground metal that don’t make a fucken lick of sense. I guess I’ve grown fucken accustomed to it by now. Fuck you! I’m still waiting for a new Natalie Thomas photo shoot cos she has yummy nipples, and that ‘come-hither’ look like nobody else.
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