Dead End Finland
Season Of Withering ()
Wydane przez Inverse RecordsRok wydania Kraj FinlandNapisał Flemming Gabin3
Oh, please. Make it stop already. This shit again? What the fuck is the shit?! What is it with Finns and fucken fruity pop – and melodic “metal”? Fuck knows they have a lot of it, and the less I need to hear of it, the better. Fuck knows people are fucken sheeple and all, but this… This is even worse than Dawn Of Tears, as if that was fucken possible. Holy shit, guys. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. If something comes from Finland, the land of Armi Päivinen, and it isn’t death – or black metal then it’s a statistic probability that it will be god fucken awful, and Dead End Finland is no fucken exception. Actually, I fucken remember when we called this Eurodance and it had sexy female singers with colorful wigs singing ridiculous lyrics about love, and sex, and love. You know, Paradisio is still better than most metal bands, death metal or otherwise. I don’t care what you glue-sniffing dipshits think. Is this some kind of fucken elaborate joke here? This is the second album I hear of Inverse Records, and once again it is fucken awful. What the fuck is up with those horrendously awful clean vocals and fucken fruity keyboards? Are there even guitars? Where are those riffs? Hello?! Is this even fucken metal? Exactly who is this supposed to appeal to? It has dance beats, fucken overblown Boob Metal keyboards, Demon fucken Burger vocoder and rasped vocals, The Sisters Of Mercy ‘80s synthpop/new wave song structures, lame two-note groove riffing that is one part Children of Boredom and one part Rammstein, and the worst clean singing this side of Burton C. Bell from Dino’s Cheese Factory. Holy shit. Can you imagine what a fucken shitburger this is? I actually know one fucken band that is even worse. Fucken Semargl from wherever shitty East-European country they are from. Who okayed this? Were they drunk, or high? That would explain a lot. I’m pretty fucken sure there are new photos from Tiffany Cappotelli, Mackenzie White or Lyla Ashby that I could be watching right now. So, fuck you Dead End Finland for being so unabashedly awful. May your rehearsal room burn down in a glorious inferno, and may your seed grow fucken impotent. I’m done with “Season Of Withering” before it withers my ability to communicate. Sayo-fucken-nara, you Finnish pieces of shit. The power of shit is strong in this one. Fuck off.
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