Herrschaft
Les 12 Vertiges ()
Wydane przez Code 666/Aural MusicRok wydania Kraj FranceNapisał Flemming Gabin7
The odds of finding good industrial or electro metal are as slim as Nadia Alkhashab and myself partaking in an extended groping session. Not considering that thought for a fucken minute. Herrschaft? Really? Your band name alone is enough to dominate my nerves, and not in the way you think, fucko. We’re all stars now in the dope show. When you fucken think about it industrial metal bands usually come in two varieties. Those who suck, and those who don’t. I mean, I just don’t fucken get it. Why do so many bands suck at this fucken genre? Fuck knows I had beyond fucken zero expectations for this band of krauts. So imagine my fucken surprise when "Les 12 Vertiges" was actually... you know, good. What are the fucken odds, right? So, here’s a band that finally got the goddamn memo that if you play fucken industrial metal that it is preferable to play both genres, at the same time and in the same song. I mean, holy shit, Nine Inch Nails wrote the book to this, I dunno, fucken two decades ago? Even that fucken gender-confused shitlord Marilyn Manson re-wrote said book partly with that entirely overrated, but oh so fucken vapid and insanely stupid "Antichrist Superstar" album. That’s a record that doesn’t get fucken better no matter how many blunts you smoke or how many kegs of beer you empty. Believe fucken Flemming, Odin knows I tried it. So, yeah. Herrschaft does this genre the way it is supposed to be fucken done. Fucken angry, fucken violent and super pissed off. I just don’t care anymore. Nothing can stop me now. I just don’t care. I mean, hey, it’s fucken refreshing to hear industrial metal that is loaded with screaming, shouting, actual fucken guitar riffs and pounding drums that make the average retro thrash band pale in comparison. The second half of the album is a bit slower, and more atmospheric. Really fucken cold, nihilistic and dark. Herrschaft should consider doing an EP or mini-album like that, that would be fucken boss. Decadent and desperate. Atari Teenage Riot did it before every one else. They were German too. There’s a bunch of guest singers too. Nobody you ever heard of, probably. Jessy Christ features most prominently among them. I have no fucken clue who this Jessy Christ chick is. This girl. Holy shit, dude. She can scream a bit. I wonder whether she screams like this when you stroke her lady bits. I want to taste you from the inside. So, yeah. This fucken shit is super pissed off and insanely catchy. Yeah, blow me. Syfilis is catchy too, and so is a pair of black eyes if you keep this up. You are not funny, assmuncher. Delete yourself. Yeah, I’m losing the plot here. What the fuck was I talking about again? Who the fuck cares? I win, you lose. Go fuck a goat, or something. I dunno. Will there be drinks? The fuck?!
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