Boal
The Infinite Deprivation ()
Wydane przez Sevared RecordsRok wydania Kraj HollandNapisał Flemming Gabin6
Clench your butt cheeks cos here’s another one of those. If it wasn’t enough that we already have redundant bands like Monumental Torment, Murder Made God or Necrophagist, Boal is the newest kid on the block – and they are from Holland! Boal? What the fuck does that even mean? If that wasn’t enough to make you shit through your mouth, I know not what is. The album is called “The Infinite Irritation”, uhm, I mean “The Infinite Deprivation”. Yes, that’s right. What is being infinitely deprived, you ask? Songwriting? Singing? Solo’ing? Cos I only hear it on the title track, and that’s way too fucken late. Yeah, I get it. I really do. You have plopping, plucking, popping, throbbing (I swear there’s a point) bass guitar lines, but if your band sounds like a faceless “Mutilate, Eviscerate, Decapitate” Flesh Consumed (without the bouncing grooves) clone, a daft interpretation of “Devouring the Prophecy” Odious Mortem (without the overt technicality or crazy speed/breaks) or “Perceptive Deception” Disavowed (with actual song structures and flow) that isn’t enough to make me care. I don’t know about you, but bands like this usually make me want to stuff my ears and go back to sleep. So yeah, Holland. Hmmm. They used to have one or two good bands. These days the only good thing they have is Ancilla Tillia, and there are two reasons to love her. You know which ones. Oh yeah, this band apparently has a vocalist too. Kinda forget about that one fucker. Odin knows how fucken redundant and interchangeable most modern day death metal “singers” are. So, this guy - I’m not even going to dignify him by looking up his name. Yes, I’m a prick. Deal with it – grunts in the same manner for the entire album. Sure, it’s a good approximation of a clogged up toilet, or that unsavory rumbling noise your stomach makes just before you simultaneously throw up and shit from every orifice – but colorful metaphor aside, this makes Erik Lindmark sound like fucken Charlotte Church in comparison. It makes Matti Way sound like fucken Simen Hestnaes. Hell, Will ‘morbid florist’ Rahmer sounds like a fucken opera singer compared to this bloke. Holy crap is this guy boring. The power of shit compels him. Are there even words to these songs? Or are you one these “vokillists” that’s way too necro and br00dle for, you know, syllables, intonation and pronounciation? I’m fucken done with this stupid band. This is just what we needed. For fuck’s sake, try harder. You’re almost mediocre. I should have known. I should have listened to myself. This is a Sevared release, and we all fucken know what that means. Shit. Excretement. Poo-poo. I’m going to look at some Jessica Kingham pictures before I give myself a fucken aneurysm. Geez.
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