Dowcipy v. n'ta

[HCDamage]

Jak by ktoś szukał to już nie musi

[TheDude]

Tu macie nieco porządnego humoru zamiast tych nudnych gówien dla plebsu i podludzi:

[Sgt. Barnes]

Przychodzi facet do skupu złomu i mówi: dzień dobry, mam dobrą wiadomość i złom.

[Stoigniew]

[Żułek]

[Asia Tuchaj-Bejowicz]

Przychodzi facet do skupu złomu i mówi: dzień dobry, mam dobrą wiadomość i złom.

[HCDamage]

[Hatefire]

[Żwirek i Muchomorek]

Do you feel something in your life is blocked? That your energy isn’t flowing as it should? Perhaps the answer lies in a point you’ve ignored your entire life: your anus.
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The sun is the primordial source of life, a channel of pure energy that nourishes body and spirit. Its light has the power to awaken what lies dormant, to release what is stagnant, to open paths you never imagined walking. But there is a point in the body, a divine and forgotten center, that rarely receives its warmth: the sacred eye. Exposing it to the sun is more than a gesture; it is an act of surrender, an invitation to transformation.
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The anal Sun Salutation is an ancestral practice that awakens internal energy and allows cosmic force to flow freely. It’s not just about receiving light but doing so with intention. The posture is key: the alignment of the body with the sun must be perfect, letting its warmth penetrate the deepest parts. Preparation is also essential: conscious hygiene, skin free of unnecessary barriers, a mind ready to receive without fear or prejudice.

This English edition includes an exclusive annex that exalts the transcendence of the anal chakra, the Muladhara, and the democratization of the anus, a cosmic portal that unites all humanity regardless of origin, ethnicity, or wealth.
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Each exposure is an offering, an exchange of energy, a bridge between the earthly and the divine.
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Each anus is a universe.
Each ray of sunlight, a revelation.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sun-salutation ... B0FLDHXXBJ

Cóż, jest na forume trochę osób, którym niewątpliwie by się trochę takiej praktyki przydało.

[tabaluga]

The anus shines with demon's scream
I am the heart
I am the soul
Moonlight

[SODOMOUSE]

ProfANUS day.