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  • Devangelic - "Resurrection Denied" 2014 / 1CD
    COMATOSE MUSIC
    ITALY

    Devangelic - Resurrection Denied At the risk of sounding like a fucken broken record... For fuck's sake, try harder already. I don't give a shit how much a homo-sexual craving you have for Ricky Myers, and Diego Sanchez - I'm pretty sure that they are, like, into women, and shit. Despite them hanging around sweaty, hairy men a lot. Oh sure, fuck you too. This bunch of illiterate and socially inept fuckwits call themselves Devangelic, and are apparently from Italy. Odin knows that there's one thing I prefer from Italy, and that's Vera Clinco. So yeah, Devangelic - another Italian band that is fucken happy to rip off Disgorge instead of Hour Of Penis. Seriously, why the fuck is it so hard for fucken Disgorge to hold on to a singer? It's not like you could their various singers apart any fucken way. It's not like it's 1994, when death metal singers could still be told apart. No. I'd rather bury my head in Stephanie Warren's wealthy bosom than to suffer through another of these fucken terrible Sevared and Comatose Music promos. Songwriting ability in contemporary underground death metal is like fucken Denise Milani's nipples: much discussed, rarely seen. Haven't we had enough of this fucken shit by now? Geez. I like "She Lay Gutted" and "Consume the Forsaken" as much as the next fucken guy, but give it a rest already. When exactly did we settle for this level of fucken... well, plagiarism, I guess? For fuck's sake, at least attempt to do something with this genre, you fucken pasta-eaters. Sure, the cover art just looks like the guy played too much Doom, or has an issue with fucken religion - but can we have some vague semblance of intelligence here? Then again, this is the label that signed Exhumer, so quality control, and intelligence aren't fucken high on the list of priorities. I've so had it with fucken shit like this. Fuck Comatose for releasing this, fuck Devangelic for writing this, and fuck you for considering buying this fucken tripe. The next promo that sounds like this I'm gonna fucken write: "FUCK OFF YOU HOMOS!"

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